Worst Actress: Dear Farah Khan, you are not an actress. Shirin Farad Ki Toh Nikhal Padi is enough evidence.
Worst Actor: For an actor who can really wow you with his performances, Son of Sardaar wasn't Ajay Devgn's best performance. Definitely a performance he'd like to forget.
Worst Film: Shirish Kunder found himself in quite a tight spot with Joker. For starters, he believed he had a hit on his hands and thus, went on to make fun of Ra.One only to get slapped by SRK. Then Akshay Kumar decided to stay away from the sci-fi flick and when it hit cinemas, the only people who saw the film were most likely aliens who sat in their invisible form. Joker wins top prize at this 'Award Function'.
Worst Sequel: The deal with sequels is simple: don't make them. While her television serials may go on for years, Ekta Kapoor needs to understand that films are a totally different ball game. When Kya Super Kool Hai Hum released, we knew it was going to be a total leave-your-brains-at-home film. But what we didn't realize was the extent of nonsense that was going to be thrown our way. A sequel which makes the original look bad; that is Kya Super Kool Hai Hum.
Worst Onscreen Kiss: Why Katrina Kaif needed to kiss Shah Rukh Khan so many damn times in Jab Tak Hai Jaan, no one knows. But at least make the kiss somewhat believable! SRK has proven that he may be able to romance any actress onscreen, but the man cannot kiss. Let's leave the smooching to Emraan Hashmi, please.
Dumbest Controversy of 2012: Aside from all the Shah Rukh Khan hoopla that occurred this year, it was the Aishwarya Rai Bachchan's post pregnancy weight gain drama that somehow caught the eye of the paparazzi only to be blown extremely out of proportion. They speculated, mocked, poked fun and called her all sorts of names. Clearly, the media had nothing else of importance to discuss.
Worst Item Number: Congratulations Kareena Kapoor! You win the award for the worst item number this year vis-Ã -vis 'Dil Mera Muft' from Agent Vinod. So here's the deal. She's hot and a fabulous actress but Bebo is hardly the best dancer in the industry. And then you put her in a mujra number? It spells disaster from the get-go. In an attempt to appear 'different', Bebo comes out looking rather silly and totally ruins the mujhra mood.
Worst Hollywood Rip Off of the Year: It's bad enough that we seem to lack enough inspiration in India that we need to look west for remakes and rip offs, but the fact that we make them so damn badly really is disturbing. This year we were given Players, The Italian Job remake. And while you may have expected it to be watchable, it was just the opposite. Boring, useless and heavily infused with bad performances, Players makes The Italian Job look like it should have been nominated for an Oscar!
Worst Jodi of the Year: We can barely manage Bipasha Basu on her own and then you go and pair her up with R. Madhavan. Mayhem! In Jodi Breakers, the duo came together for the first time as people who are looking to break up couples. In reality, the only jodi that needed to be broken was theirs. Lack of chemistry, an overweight Maddy and a-sexy-try-hard Bipasha who really needs to let it go already makes their jodi one of the worst.