Himesh Reshammiyya Everyone knows his chant and penchant for caps. So, he can be safely designated as the twelfth man who is in charge for collecting caps. Everytime whenever a batsman/ bowler achieve a milestone, then, Himesh will be at its best, coz' that's the time when they are bound to wave their caps and throw away to glory. Do not be surprised if you see Himesh donning the 'cap' saying 'Sachin-credible'
Karan Johar as the Presenter Undoubtedly the presenter of the match, for his famous 'presentation' skills. Post presentation, he can even rub shoulders with the opposition team players, do some 'jasoosgiri' for our team by getting chatty with them. He can also lure them with coffee hampers and thus, get their secrets out (which he is damn good at) and 'reveal' tell them to our team players. What's more, he can also designs players' uniforms in free time.
Mahesh Bhatt The way sun, moon, and actors cannot be replaced (well, drop the last one!), even the commentator's post cannot be replaced by anyone Bhatt, Mahesh Bhatt! Man…He has his say and opinion on everything and anything. And that is exactly what is needed of a commentator. Everytime anyone gets out, the viewers and listeners will get a treated to a verbal encyclopedia about the players, right from his janam kundali to the reason/s for his glee!
Sajid Khan If 'Bhatt' wasn't enough, we have Sajid Khan doing the honours of being his co-commentator. Saijd can be to cricket what Sidhhu is to the idiot box. Sajid can infuse the 'Sajidism' a la Sidhhuism, and torture the players with his sir-cast-tick remarks, so much that the batsman will fold his hands and dare not come back on field till Sajid says good bye. But, little does he know that Sajid's fave movie is '(Hey) Baby! Kabhi Alvidaa Na Kehnaa'…
Fielders at Silly Point (Rakhi Sawant) and Fine Leg (Mallika Sherawat)
Who else! Appun ki very own motor mouth Rakhi Sawant, jiske bolne ka hai na koi anth. Uski baatein sunkar batsman out ho jaayega turanth, Wonder what will happen when she will get teamed up with Sreesanth!
For the player at the 'Fine Leg', we will give you a player who defies not just 'Fine Leg', but 'Fine Legs'! BUT, we will just not ask you to guess who it is, coz' if we do so, then, all the networks leading to Mallika Sherawat will get jammed up royally! Coz' your guess is as good as ours. It HAS to be Mallika Sherawat at the fine leg, for the only reason that she is 'possessed' with fine legs, and considering that every batsman is a man first, he will be obsessed with these fine legs, get distracted and get bowled out!
Googly Bowler (Saif Ali Khan) and Leg Spinner (Hrithik Roshan)
It has to be Saif Ali Khan. He is one cool dude who can bowl a googly with a straight face and in turn and can bowl many a 'maiden' over! His victims? Well, Bips and Kareena tho bas shuruaat hai…Bollywood kaafi badi jagah hai!
For the Leg Spinner, we zeroed down on the God of Greek Gods Hrithik Roshan. Going by his squeaky clean record and his dedication towards his work, it's definitely an understatement that he gives 200% to every project. So, it becomes needles to say that what he can do to the Indian cricket team. What's' more important is that if Shane Warne can spin the world's best class batsman with his mere five fingers, imagine then, what our Superstar Hrithik can do to anyone with his six fingers!