Cricket… Bollywood Isshtyle
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With the amount of sweat and grime that had gone in winning the famous T-20 World Cup, we at IndiaFM thought of giving the real-life cricketers their much needed rest, and replace them with reel-life cricketers, with absolutely no-gender bias! So, quickly grab your cuppa’ ice cream, Read More">coz’ here’s presenting the BURNING HOT Bollywood DreamRead MoreWith the amount of sweat and grime that had gone in winning the famous T-20 World Cup, we at IndiaFM thought of giving the real-life cricketers their much needed rest, and replace them with reel-life cricketers, with absolutely no-gender bias! So, quickly grab your cuppa' ice cream, coz' here's presenting the BURNING HOT Bollywood Dream Team!
The Openers
Shahrukh Khan and Aamir Khan
Since both of these actors guarantee a huge initial at the Box Office, they can definitely go as openers. Added to that both of them also have 'sporting' experiences behind them, Lagaan and Chak De! India. With these two Khans at the helm of things, success will be definitely ours, coz' Sometimes winning is everything! -
Karan Johar as the Presenter Undoubtedly the presenter of the match, for his famous ‘presentation’ skills. Post presentation, he can even rub shoulders with the opposition team players, do some ‘jasoosgiri’ for our team by getting chatty with them. He can also lure them with coffee hampers and thus, Read More">get their secrets out (which heRead MoreKaran Johar as the Presenter
Undoubtedly the presenter of the match, for his famous 'presentation' skills. Post presentation, he can even rub shoulders with the opposition team players, do some 'jasoosgiri' for our team by getting chatty with them. He can also lure them with coffee hampers and thus, get their secrets out (which he is damn good at) and 'reveal' tell them to our team players. What's more, he can also designs players' uniforms in free time. -
Commentator & Co-Commentator Mahesh Bhatt The way sun, moon, and actors cannot be replaced (well, drop the last one!), even the commentator’s post cannot be replaced by anyone Bhatt, Mahesh Bhatt! Man…He has his say and opinion on everything and anything. And that is exactly what is needed of a commentator. Everytime anyone gets out, Read More">Read MoreCommentator & Co-Commentator
Mahesh Bhatt
The way sun, moon, and actors cannot be replaced (well, drop the last one!), even the commentator's post cannot be replaced by anyone Bhatt, Mahesh Bhatt! Man…He has his say and opinion on everything and anything. And that is exactly what is needed of a commentator. Everytime anyone gets out, the viewers and listeners will get a treated to a verbal encyclopedia about the players, right from his janam kundali to the reason/s for his glee!
Sajid Khan
If 'Bhatt' wasn't enough, we have Sajid Khan doing the honours of being his co-commentator. Saijd can be to cricket what Sidhhu is to the idiot box. Sajid can infuse the 'Sajidism' a la Sidhhuism, and torture the players with his sir-cast-tick remarks, so much that the batsman will fold his hands and dare not come back on field till Sajid says good bye. But, little does he know that Sajid's fave movie is '(Hey) Baby! Kabhi Alvidaa Na Kehnaa'… -
Twelfth man Himesh Reshammiyya Everyone knows his chant and penchant for caps. So, he can be safely designated as the twelfth man who is in charge for collecting caps. Everytime whenever a batsman/ bowler achieve a milestone, then, Himesh will be at its best, Read More">coz’ that’s the time when they are bound to wave theirRead MoreTwelfth man
Himesh Reshammiyya
Everyone knows his chant and penchant for caps. So, he can be safely designated as the twelfth man who is in charge for collecting caps. Everytime whenever a batsman/ bowler achieve a milestone, then, Himesh will be at its best, coz' that's the time when they are bound to wave their caps and throw away to glory. Do not be surprised if you see Himesh donning the 'cap' saying 'Sachin-credible' -
Fielders at Silly Point (Rakhi Sawant) and Fine Leg (Mallika Sherawat) Who else! Appun ki very own motor mouth Rakhi Sawant, jiske bolne ka hai na koi anth. Uski baatein sunkar batsman out ho jaayega turanth, Wonder what will happen when she will get teamed up with Sreesanth! For the player at the ‘Fine Leg’, Read More">Read MoreFielders at Silly Point (Rakhi Sawant) and Fine Leg (Mallika Sherawat)
Who else! Appun ki very own motor mouth Rakhi Sawant,
jiske bolne ka hai na koi anth.
Uski baatein sunkar batsman out ho jaayega turanth,
Wonder what will happen when she will get teamed up with Sreesanth!
For the player at the 'Fine Leg', we will give you a player who defies not just 'Fine Leg', but 'Fine Legs'! BUT, we will just not ask you to guess who it is, coz' if we do so, then, all the networks leading to Mallika Sherawat will get jammed up royally! Coz' your guess is as good as ours. It HAS to be Mallika Sherawat at the fine leg, for the only reason that she is 'possessed' with fine legs, and considering that every batsman is a man first, he will be obsessed with these fine legs, get distracted and get bowled out!