movie is jst awesome n TMK wil break all d records...........sheila to bas chaaa gayi........  

movie is jst awesome n TMK wil break all d records...........sheila to bas chaaa gayi........ 

Taas Maar Khan is the worst movie ever made. Aweful acting, aweful direction, every thing about…  

Taas Maar Khan is the worst movie ever made. Aweful acting, aweful direction, every thing about this film is just aweful. farah khan should leave directing movies, pathetic movie. Just do not recommend this movie to even your enemies. 

What a shit of a movie. I like Akshay Kumar, but of late he is not making good moves by working on…  

What a shit of a movie. I like Akshay Kumar, but of late he is not making good moves by working on quantity than quality. Akki would have blindly signed this movie considering Farah's Track record of two back to back hits. Agreed this is stated as a brainless comedy, but where is teh comedy, may be kinderkardens can get a laugh, but not anybody over 10. This is definitely not a take on Manmohan Desai's movies. MD's movies were very entetaining and above all it had Amitabh Bachan. My suggestion, consider watching Khatha Meetha again, if you are an Akki fan. You will all do yourself a favour by not watching TMK. 

... the movie was a joke. farah just made a movie to rob our money. she is the real tees maar khan.…  

... the movie was a joke. farah just made a movie to rob our money. she is the real tees maar khan. there was no reason for katrina to even BE in the movie. probably the bad script prompted SRK to reject this movie.  

TMK is shameful slap on so-called super director farah khan and actors akshay and katrina, same on…  

TMK is shameful slap on so-called super director farah khan and actors akshay and katrina, same on you!!! 

Bakwaaas movie of the decade.!!!..  

Bakwaaas movie of the decade.!!!.. 

Only for SHEILA........full movie dn't watch it...it's too bad  

Only for SHEILA........full movie dn't watch it...it's too bad 

worst movie ever by any A class actors and director, I dont understand was there any plot or script…  

worst movie ever by any A class actors and director, I dont understand was there any plot or script written or it was just left for the actors to decide on the day of shoot say wotever you think and we rolling the cameras , it was not only waste of talent but waste of millions of rupees as we have observed a movie with no dialogues no funny sequences but only one song sheila ke jawani was worth watching but we are viewing dat song free of charge on film promos & internet free of charge so why waste any money which we can spend on our kids education and food  

i dnt no wat to write as the movie first dnt have a story..i can just say that its Akshay khanna…  

i dnt no wat to write as the movie first dnt have a story..i can just say that its Akshay khanna part of being a hungry oscar award actor does make sense. 

TMR is the worst movie ever made. It's an insult to the Indian Cinema , Farah Khan needs to…  

TMR is the worst movie ever made. It's an insult to the Indian Cinema , Farah Khan needs to understand that the viewers are not so stupid. Don't these guys see the rushes midway thru the movie production and realize they are creating a piece of crap or are they so confident that Indian public is so stupid to accept anything.  

Entertainment is a tricky affair. On one hand, film makers present their conviction in an idea or…  

Entertainment is a tricky affair. On one hand, film makers present their conviction in an idea or story that can be moving or heart warming whereas some choose the shorter path to success by giving the audience a mindless mess of comedy that can only be short-lived. Careers have been established with the former ideology but disaster has struck when in the name of entertainment, what was served to audiences was a garbage truck full of forced humour, mindless plots, overacting and trashy dialogues. That has happened far too often lately. In retrospect, 'Main Hoon Na' was atleast sincere with its story and performances. The actors, music and comedy combined to produce a refreshing entertainer. 'Om Shanti Om', atleast the first half, was funny, musical and refreshing as well. However, while riding on the success and fame of two somewhat convincing successes, one does not gain the right to take the audience on a ride. Farah Khan has done just that and brought the audience down to her own level with 'Tees Maar Khan'. A supposed con-artist named 'Tees Maar Khan', along with his aides – Dollar, Soda & Burger is out to execute their greatest job so far: Looting the royal treasure from a running train with the help of villagers who have been beguiled into believing that it's all part of a movie being filmed. Get the point? Right from the beginning, nothing seems convincing at all. Akshay Kumar lauding his character with a multitude of dialogues indicating that 'capturing him is pointless' has no effect. DON says something similar but with lasting effect. It's because of something called 'direction' which is missing from this movie. The greatest Con-artist who fools Indian Police and the Interpol is so unconvincing that one would wish he would take up another job. Akshay Kumar overacts his way through a character that has no life, background or foreground. Numerous flops in the last 2 years still has him playing the repetitive roles in brainless flicks. Hopefully, 'Patiala House' can change things for him. Akshaye Khanna. What can one say for him. The Oscar hungry character of Atish Kapoor is funny at first but when he hams through every incoherent scene, it becomes an overkill of the once wonderful actor from 'Dil Chahta Hai' who was unforgettable as Sid. Some of the supporting cast that includes Arya Babbar, Sachin Khedekar, Murali Sharma and Apara Mehta have done better justice to their roles than even the lead actors. The only reason why people will knowingly spend money on this movie is because they were lured by Sheila Ki Jawani. That song is worthy of its hype. Rather, Katrina Kaif is worthy of her position in Bollywood right now. Her moves, classy attitude and to-die-for looks in the 'item number' will thoroughly entertain and Farah Khan has done her primary job of choreography quite well. We only wish for Katrina's versatility to be challenged as she was in 'Raajneeti'. Vishal & Shekhar will only ride on the success of Sheila and nothing else. Compared to Farah's previous two, this film's score is a dud. Even Salman Khan's cameo cannot save the mediocrity of Wallah re Wallah. The editor in the film must surely be the security guy outside Dhuliya bank since he was asleep all the time. The dialogue writer churned out only a handful of witty one liners before they too were lost in between the hamming, overacting, repetition and senseless situations. The key to successful comedies of late, has been in dialogues as one cannot really create funny scenes without a screenplay in existence. Cinematography was very average and this film lacks the big budget feel if at all it had one. In case it did, UTV will have to rethink Farah Khan's calibre as a director they can invest in. Farah Khan literally showcases her stupidity on multiple occasions. Take the airplane scene for instance where it all seems so over-the-top. The prolonging of the train's arrival in Dhuliya prepares you for the worst. The headless horse rider sequence was among the most incoherent of all, while the in-film director Tees Maar Khan's clueless behavior on the film's set must be an enactment of Farah Khan in reality. Finally when the train is stopped and the heist ensues, it all seems tragic as there was nothing funny, glorious or memorable about the basic premise of the 3 hour ordeal. The actors too, look weary of the proceedings in the end and one cannot help but dread Farah's intention of making a sequel to this time-wasting garbage of nonsense. 5.23 on a scale of 1-10.  

Once in a blue moon a great criminal is born. He is fearless, careless and shameless! He steals,…  

Once in a blue moon a great criminal is born. He is fearless, careless and shameless! He steals, cons, cheats and gets away with it.He is TEES MAAR KHAN. TMK and his gang - Dollar, Soda and Burger - have managed to keep the police the world over on their toes. Then one fine day, international antique smugglers, the Johri Brothers, assign Tees Maar Khan the biggest con of his life -- rob antiques worth 500 crore rupees from a heavily guarded moving train. Will Khan and his merry gang with some unwitting support from his wannabe-actress girlfriend, Anya and a greedy Bollywood superstar be able to pull of this heist and live off the proceeds of their ill gotten gains for the rest of their days? i was so stupid that i thought this Comedy would be better than the other comedies that were out this year, but i was so wrong once again. Bollywood movies are so much disappointing me, like never before. what is happening. i am so stupid i expected a good movie from the great Farah Khan. the music already wasn't much impressive, considering Vishal Shekar's other 3 movies. Story was very much weak and completely annoying. screenplay was weak. nothing great about this movie anything. disappointing. silly bad movie.