Tom Patel: Shiv Pandit
Money comes easily to the over-smart, brash Tom Patel as he is an incurable, overconfident liar. He's willing to do anything and everything to make a living, like playing for a rock band, becoming a life-guard, betting on horse races and even DJ'ing on occasionin a local disco. He is also dating his money-lender's daughter and is a child at heart who lives life in the easiest way possible.
Jerry Patel: Kettan Singh
Jerry Patel is a quirky product inventor. He invents various kinds of gadgets for a Gujrati teleshopping network but they never work. Though intelligent and sincere, he continues to struggle to make a career out of his inventions, which somehow don't have any use in this world. Jerry is naive, sober, timid and honest and turns red whenever he hears a lie.
Ramneek Patel: Manoj Joshi
Ramneek Patel is a rich NRI from South Africa who has everything in life, money, power, and wealth. Everything - except love! During his younger days, he was madly in love with Rita Bua. He is an incurable romantic by heart and believes in the goodness of humanity.
Hetal Joshi: Shahzahn Padamsee
Tom's girlfriend, Hetal, is a daughter of a wealthy man. She loves Tom immensely and because of her love for him, she sometimes participates in his cons.
Aliya Desai: Vaishali Desai
Aliya is Jerry's girl friend, who works for a news channel. She is perpetually disturbed, chasing deadlines, and hunting for breaking news. She feels her biological clock is ticking and whenever she is stressed she comes to Jerry and demands him to get married to her.
Rita Bua: Kitu Gidwani
Rita Bua is related to Jerry and has dedicated her life to help Adivasis. She is a rich woman but does not fancy money. Somewhere in her heart she is also looking for love and wants to settle down.
Mr. Joshi: Varun Badola
He is Hetal's dad and a Gujrati Don Corleone. He is a money-lender and has his own set of quirks, like always petting his soft toy dog and feeding him biscuits.
Doctor Thanawala: Ali Asgar
A family doctor by profession and an extremely good-hearted individual, Doctor Thanawala is the target of one of Tom and Jerry's cons, not just once but twice! Fun-loving and eccentric, he becomes the perfect touch to the already eclectic mix.
Tom Patel and Jerry Patel are no less than real life animated characters and have stepped into a haphazard Mumbai life laced with comic paradox and meandering aimlessness. Living together in a rented apartment in the pits of Mumbai, they find themselves jobless, trying to make their ends meet and their only hope being sheer optimism.
The story takes flight with Tom owing Mr. Joshi a lumpsum, the hiccup being that Mr. Joshi's daughter (Hetal) is also his girlfriend. Mr. Joshi disapproves of Tom and serves him an ultimatum; he must return his money within the next two weeks. On the other hand, Jerry's difficulty resides in his nagging, problematic girlfriend (Aliya) who pesters him incessantly to get married.
To solve his problems, Tom gets involved in an obnoxious but curious 'Get-Rich-Quick' scheme! Unfortunately the plan goes haywire; Hetal finds out about it and threatens to end things with him. Mr. Joshi, on the other hand, demands his money persistently. Hence, Tom plots another plan where they begin a swindle by catching hold of Ramnik Patel, a rich Gujarati NRI who has been in love with Jerry's Rita Bua, for ages. Not only does Ramnik agree to send the money, but also travels all the way to India and lands up at the Patel residence to meet her! But where is Rita Bua? Nobody knows... Thus starts the journey of madness, laughter, laced with an emotional oscillation - in short, the craziest roller-coaster ride ever.