Just a piece of crap and bullshit... BAKWAS... Only i think Akshay was good in enough in his role,…  

Just a piece of crap and bullshit... BAKWAS... Only i think Akshay was good in enough in his role, and Kareena looks sexy, specially in the bikni. On the whole, TASHAN has only style but no story. Wastage of time and even wastage of money... Not Recommended 

The fact that I am writing this is testimony to the fact that movies can't kill. But they can come…  

The fact that I am writing this is testimony to the fact that movies can't kill. But they can come very close to crushing your desire to live. Tashan did exactly that. The only reason I refrain from calling it the worst movie of our times is because I haven't seen Jhoom Barabar Jhoom, which well-wishers assure me with a haunted look, is in a class of its own. I don't have the courage to go through the storyline because none exists. What does exist is some convoluted reason for two guys to fight over some moolah and a starved bebo, sorry, babe. Add an excuse of a 'Bhai' who is behind all this, and you have it. And who do we get for this Bhaiya don? Our very own tapori Anil Kapoor who graduates to play a don who can't speak English but speak in English he must. One: He is not Sanjay Dutt. Two: What on earth was he mouthing throughout the movie. They should have given sub-titles for his dialogues or should have supplied babel fish with each ticket…nice mythical creatues, these fish… But then that would mean they were thinking about the audiences. Which is, as the circumstantial evidence points out, Unlikely! Saif Ali Khan, after a string of successful movies, goes back to his pre-DCH days and plays the second fiddle to our cool-dude superstar Akshay. It's a role worse than what he has already done in Tu Chor Main Sipahi movies. Akshay is the only saving grace. Aint he always :o). He comes in from UP, idolizing the BhaiyyaJi, plays the role of a recovery agent to recover the money from Bebo, only to discover his long lost lady love. Amidst all this, he also runs through millions of bullets unscathed, does spiderman-ish stunts and must have killed the villain by the time credits rolled. I wouldn't know, for I must have fallen asleep. There were times when I wondered why people populating the screen were doing what they were indeed doing. Truth be told, I also know that movie making is not always about logic. However, it is when your hands automatically grab your head, in a weak moment of exasperation; you know that you are onto something special. It happened with me twice in the movie. To cut the non-existent story short: STAY AWAY for this Tashan. Instead, read your company's quality manuals, study the mutual fund offer document carefully, try to decipher what your doctor wrote last time you visited her. That's far more fulfilling. 

All I can say is if this is bad, Dhoom and Dhoom:2 were worse. Its not as bad (as Mr. Adarsh) and…  

All I can say is if this is bad, Dhoom and Dhoom:2 were worse. Its not as bad (as Mr. Adarsh) and as disgusting (as Mr. Khalid Mohd.) have made it look. In fact, till the interval portions, the movie shows both style and matter. Its only when the romantic track between pandeji and gudiya ji unfurls that this flick somewhat loses steam. Otherwise, its a good attempt by 'THE Director'. It looks like Yashraj films are running out of luck, but kudos to them for giving their films a new treatment each time, be it JBJ or Tashan, whether it bcomes a hit or flop is the film's destiny. 

The film is a major disappointment. YRF has proved it again that they are going down rapidly day by…  

The film is a major disappointment. YRF has proved it again that they are going down rapidly day by day by making films like JBJ,LCMD,Aaja Nachle,Tashan Please don't go for it. Its the worst film of 2008 till now.Another disaster from the crap production house Yash Raj Films!  

it was a very gud movie.its been the best movie of this year after race.gud debut direction by…  

it was a very gud movie.its been the best movie of this year after race.gud debut direction by vijay krishna acharya.gud action scenes,perforances were excellent,akshay being as bachan pandey acted very well,saif acted quit funny & well,kareena gave her best & she succeeded in that,anil kapoor waz a masterstroke.background muzik waz first class,cinematography was first rated,songs were excellent. 

Well the movie has finally arrived and it has been treated in a worst manner. Two reasons for that…  

Well the movie has finally arrived and it has been treated in a worst manner. Two reasons for that : ( 1 ) The publicity of the movie was of quite ill level and the promos didn't reflected the true mood of the movie. It was very important for the makers to make people aware of the mood of the movie and its content. But the overconfident approach of YRF has hurt its business. If people would have been aware that the movie is a keep your brain outside type of movie, they might have enjoyed it. Audience was expecting it a hardcore action, suspense thriller type of movie and when they see other than what they expect, the movie gets rejected. ( ii ) The songs like dil dance maare could have easliy generated the buzz among the people but to be sad that song came in promos after the movie released. Again weak publicity. I mean the songs must be on the lips of audience before they enter the theatre. Regarding the movie i think it was not as bad as it has been treated. I read the review and knew what to expect from the movie and so i enjoyed it. Aksay kumar is a complete entertainment package. Songs are superb. Action here is like action in cartoon films. Don't expect any logic in it. Saif was good. Only problem was Anil kapoor's half english half hindi dialogues. Many times it was difficult to understand what he is saying. Locations are superb. On the whole if you watch it like a no brain entertainer it is quite worthy watching it atleast once. Hope YRF won't make a mistake of weakly promoting the movie after tashan  

i found the movie to be one time watch , kareena kapoor has looked absolutely amazing in her new…  

i found the movie to be one time watch , kareena kapoor has looked absolutely amazing in her new looks, her pencil figure looks gr8.saif also has acted well , akshay kumar as usual looks good and also has given a mind blowing performance and also suites in the role of bacchan pandey. anil kapoor on other hand looks very old ,and should really stop his acting career.but truely saif kareen onscreen chemistry is gr8 they look good together. to end i would say i give the movie 2 staring. 

Tashan is a masala movie but it does not worth the money one spends for watching it.Its a 70's kind…  

Tashan is a masala movie but it does not worth the money one spends for watching it.Its a 70's kind of movie which,even if released at that time would have been a flop.Performances are good but has no soul.only actors cant make a movie good.It really disappoints. 

A complete disaster. A movie can't get worst than this. I think the good fortune of yash raj has…  

A complete disaster. A movie can't get worst than this. I think the good fortune of yash raj has (or should come) came to an end. Only Anil Kapoor has done well. Rest of the actors (Akshay, Saif & Kareena) have gave their career worst performance. I really feel sad for Akshay because he has 4 successful movies behind him before this cheap, faltu & bakwas movie. Akshay...please don't do any movie with yash raj, because they completely lost their good time, from now on they are only able to make tashan kind of cheap & bakwas movies. FULL WASTE OF TIME & MONEY.  

a total time pass movie do go for it if u r free and trust me its worth the money this taran adarsh…  

a total time pass movie do go for it if u r free and trust me its worth the money this taran adarsh guy is just too freeaked up with yash raj...go only for time pass njoy... 

The movie is not up to the mark....it's a bit stylish....but without a good script. It's like an…  

The movie is not up to the mark....it's a bit stylish....but without a good script. It's like an old wine in a new package. Old fight scenes where 100s of people fire on Anil,Akshay,Saif and Kareena but all the bullets skips from left and right. But their bullets is always on target...what a crap..... totally bakwas..... 

First Of All I Would Like To Say This Is My First Review After OSO as It Was The Last Bollywood…  

First Of All I Would Like To Say This Is My First Review After OSO as It Was The Last Bollywood Movie Ive Seen In Theaters. I Knew From Its Trailers, Promos And From Reviews That it Would Be Crap But Still I Went To Orlando To Watch It With Some Friends, Why? ... Cause I Was Bored n I Wanted To C My 1st Akshay Movie In Theater. Before U Ask The Theater Was 50% Full. I Think That This Film Is Not What You Expect, its Not Full On Action With Proper Stunts... its a Mixture Of Romance, Comedy, Action So an Attempt To Make a Solid Entertainer ... is it? Lets Find Out STORY : It Was Pretty Weird And Is Hard To Explain. But Still I Would Try To. The Story Revolves Around Bhaiyaji [ANIL], Bachchan [AKSHAY], Pooja [KAREENA] And Jimmy [SAIF]. Bhaiyaji Wants To Learn English and He Appoints Pooja To Get an English Teacher and She Gets Jimmy For That Task. Pooja Then Fools Jimmy To Steal Money From Bhaiyaji For Herself and Succeeds in That. Then Jimmy Gets Beaten Up By Bhaiyaji as He Thinks That Jimmy Having The Money. Then He Appoints Bachchan to Find Pooja and Get The Money. And so The Main Movie Starts and Bachchan and Jimmy Sets For a Roller Coaster Journey To Get The Money Form Pooja. PERFORMANCES : 1. ANIL - It Was Really Excellent, Funny But Drags Towards The End. No one Else Could Have Played This Role -3.75/5 2. SAIF - He was OK. But Was Relegated to Backseat in The Whole Movie and i Just Want to Laugh at Those People who Said he Would Have the Main Role in The Movie -2.5/5 3. KAREENA - She Looked Beautiful in The Movie and Her Bikini Scene was WOW. But her Acting Was not That Good and She sometimes Irritated me, Anyway, Better Than AshWhore In D2 -3/5 4. AKSHAY - Well as You Might have Guessed He's The Show Stealer, He was Very good, Entertaining and Did Good Comedy. He was Very Good in Action scenes But The Action Was Itself Stupid -4/5 FLAWS : 1. Basically the biggest flaw is the weird story.When you Watch the movie you feel that the director was just direting the movie without any story and then it was edited. 2. Its another flaw is its Length. The movie is not big by any Sorts but the 2.45 hours movie Could have been easily been trimmed to 2.15 hours by cutting the four uselessly long songs,the unneeded love Story and also the Childhood scenes of Akshay and Kareena. 3. Another thing which was bad was action scenes.I mean it was Really stupid to see Akshay Flying like Krissh here and There. Also,first from police and then from the Anil's gang how could Akshay and Saif survive without getting hit by a Bullet and also once all the goons were having Machine guns and then when they were coming to fight Akshay,Saif and Kareena they Were carrying swords and Knifs. I mean audience are not jokers and it was really stupid to see the action.Also when the house was blown by Anil how could the Three came form the house in and open care totally fine. 4. Another bad thing Were the songs.There were five song and one Was in the background and in the Credits i.e. TASHAN MEIN and it was Excellent.But all other four Song were really very bad and simply useless and some People went out of the Hall when thew songs came. (Falak Tak Was Good Too) PLUS POINTS : The plus points were not that much. 1. The Performances Of ANIL and AKSHAY Saved The Movie. Whenever They Were in The Scene Then You Could Enjoy The Movie. But When they Both Were in One Scene Then AKASHAY Looked Lame in Front of ANIL. 2. The Movie Was not Boring and You Could add That to its Plus Point. It Was a Pass Time! May I Add The Bikini Scene ? Hmmm .... Cant Remeber More RATING : 2.5/5