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- Excellent11.7%
- Very Good6.3%
- Good2.0%
- Average2.4%
- Poor8.3%
- N.A.2.9%
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Outdated and boring., 13 November 2012 *** This review may contain spoilers *** Let's get one thing…
Outdated and boring., 13 November 2012 *** This review may contain spoilers *** Let's get one thing out of the way - it's sad that Yash Chopra died. I've never really been a fan of any of the movies he's directed, but his company Yash Raj Films has produced some good movies. ----- With that out, is this movie worth the hollow hype ? The trailers and music both seemed really lackluster and uninspired. Is the movie any better ? The answer is, sadly, No. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a good, fresh romantic movie. But this just isn't it. Let's analyze some shortcomings, because, as far as freshness and excitement goes, this movie just doesn't have anything. 1. It's super clichéd. This brand of cinema might have worked in the 90s or early 2000s, but the question is whether today's viewer, the post Gangs of Wasseypur, Paan singh tomar, or even student of the year viewer wants to see his actors mouthing clichéd "Don't! Don't!"s or Fancy mouthed prayers to Jesus, or lame "Un Dos Tres, Teri ma Ki maria" attempts at humour, or broken English like "constipation" instead of "conversation". The humour is not even pedestrian, it's something lifted off a 90s movie, not funny at all. 2. Bad acting. Very few actors can boast of a rare feat SRK has achieved : his acting skills pretty much remain the same after close to 30 years in the industry - unidentifiable and strange. (Preity Zinta is a close second - hers have gone from bad to pathetic). Katrina kaif seems shell shocked when sadness is required, and the scene when she meets neetu singh is a scene where both pay homage to the damages of excessive botox usage. Neetu kapoor seems to try her best to shed a single tear, but botox wins. And Katrina Kaif seems scared and shell shocked, thinking - "Is this what's going to happen to me ?". I finally confirmed a hunch about Anushka sharma - she is, in fact anorexic, or at least bulimic. Watch her in her first few frames in the movie and there will not be a shred of doubt in your mind. Forget sexy, her thin, skin-and-bones frame looks ill. She's in desperate need of some help before she does damage to herself. Her acting is exactly the same as her other films, strange. She hams her way through eerie expressions and pretentious dialogue, aided throughout by an unrealistic character (aren't all of them ?) found only in the heads of old men, probably compensating for their own dull, boring lives with zingy, zany firebrand muses. 3. The music is surprisingly dull and boring : Really now, what's up with Rahman ? It seems his only good songs of late are sufi ones or devotional ones to allah/some other prophet. The 'Challa' song is sung badly by Rabbi Shergill, and he even hits a couple notes 'besura' (out of tune in Hindi ), which is surprising ! The rest of the songs are really, really snooze-worthy. 'Chali Re' has some 'ok' tunes, but is overly pretentious and the inane hamming by Anushka sharma jumping about like a kid who's eaten a whole bag of candy isn't really a turn on, hasn't been since 1995 !? With the influx of good musicians like Amit Trivedi and Sneha Khanwalkar, Rahman better produce something good, or stop producing. It's been long enough and he's got lots of chances since he produced a memorable record. He even messed up a huge huge opportunity to produce a musical gem, in rock-star ! Even a musically oriented movie like that had only a couple of memorable songs. I'm being overly critical of him only because we haven't really gotten anything memorable from him, like Muqabla, Urvashi,DilSe, etc. since a long long time. Please ignore the reviews calling this movie a movie in the same league as Paan Singh Tomar, and other good ones. I don't want to call them paid , but yes, they're either huge fans of one of the actors or paid. Bottom line : The best thing about this movie is Katrina Kaif's body. Her thighs looks deliciously supple and in the intro to the dull song 'Ishq Shava', when she's dancing with a few guys, she's looking smoking hot, doing the last-ditch "breast-bob/bump" move more than a couple of times. So, in deciding to watch the movie, the ONLY question you have to ask yourself is : "Would you pay 200 bucks popcorn/coke to watch Katrina Kaif's smoldering hot body ?" It's a subjective question. Personally, for me, a porno (for 50 bucks max) would have gotten me more bang for the buck.
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‘A Yash Chopra Romance’…that’s what the poster of Jab Tak Hai Jaan read. And that was one…
‘A Yash Chopra Romance’…that’s what the poster of Jab Tak Hai Jaan read. And that was one of the hugest reasons to catch the film ASAP, besides of course the wonderful cast comprising of Shah Rukh Khan, Katrina Kaif and Anushka Sharma. A R Rahman’s music, Gulzarsaab’s lyrics and Aditya Chopra’s touching poem added to the excitement. And not to forget, the untimely demise of Mr Chopra couple of weeks before the release of the film gave a huge shock to moviegoers and a further impetus to catch the film as soon as it’s in theatres. After all, it’s the master director’s final stroke of brilliance! And thankfully, Jab Tak Hai Jaan does fulfill the expectations. It’s 179 minutes long but keeps one hooked effortlessly. Several scenes touch viewer’s hearts immensely. But alas, the film has its share of glitches that dilutes a bit the impact of Mr Chopra’s final directorial venture. The story of the movie: The makers haven’t revealed the plot of the film. Then who am I to spoil viewer’s fun and curiosity? So for a change, no revealing of story! As aforementioned, Jab Tak Hai Jaan’s 2 hrs 59 mins length doesn’t spoil things. Yash Chopra is a master when it comes to handling lengthy films and Jab Tak Hai Jaan is no exception. The narrative isn’t crisp and racy…it’s gradual but smooth. The entry scene of all the three protagonists is exhilarating. Special mention should be made of Anushka Sharma…dhoom macha diya! The film keeps one hooked from the first scene and turns for the better as SRK-Katrina love saga unfolds. The manner in which they fall for each other and face some huge problems is worth a watch. The intermission comes at a strategic point. The second half commences in a fun manner and although the story dramatically shifts totally to a new setting, one doesn’t mind. Film actually gives a jolt when the story shifts back to London and tragedy takes place. Here’s when the film gets totally unpredictable with viewers constantly asking, ‘What next?’. Things get damn exciting from here on till the bomb scare scene at London station. However, after that, the film just falls in the finale. As Bollywood movie buffs and lovers of Yash Chopra brand of cinema, one expects the ending to be befitting and the best part of the enterprise. Jab Tak Hai Jaan had immense scope for it but it isn’t utilized and instead, the climax is too thanda. Something better was really expected, especially since the film attains dizzying heights at several places. And moreover, it was Yash Chopra’s final film and hence it would have been great if Jab Tak Hai Jaan would have turned into his best film till date. It wasn’t an easy character to portray but Shah Rukh Khan performs it with ease. It wasn’t easy either to play a fun Punjabi carefree munda – something that SRK has done before many times – but the actor does it well and at the same time, one won’t be reminded of his previous similar roles. He especially looks dashing in the army wear, riding a bike, singing ‘Challa’ in solitude and challenging death in the beautiful terrain of Kashmir. Not the best performance from the actor but surely a memorable one. Great work, as always, SRK! Katrina Kaif looks beautiful and sensuous and delivers a bravura performance. In few scenes, she shines the most out of all three. Most importantly, Jab Tak Hai Jaan is an indication that she has evolved as an actress and how! Hats off! Anushka Sharma wins hearts from her entry scene itself. To be honest, initially she seemed a bore and over the top. But post-intermission, she proves viewers wrong! Again, not an easy role but she does it in a flawless manner. After Band Baaja Baaraat and Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, here’s another outstanding performance from Anushka! Anupam Kher as always is dependable. Sarika as the doctor is fine in the supporting role. The film also features Rishi Kapoor and Neetu Kapoor is an extremely lovable cameo and contrary to reports, they are NOT playing Shahrukh Khan’s parents! The actors who play SRK’s army colleagues, Katrina’s fiancé and SRK’s roommate give their best shot. A R Rahman’s music like his other album took time to grow, at least on me. All songs have soul and somehow, Heer is the best song of the lot! The lyrics, setting and everything else were just too good! Saans is sensual while Ishq Shava, Challa and Jiya Re are energetic and all beautifully executed. And thanks to that, songs don’t seem to be unnecessary obstacles. And as for Jab Tak Hai Jaan – The Poem, it’s just kickass! Rahman’s background score works beautifully. Anil Mehta’s cinematography is terrific and the beautiful locales add to his advantage. Action, VFX and sound designing are upto the mark too. Technically, film is as good as it can be! Aditya Chopra’s story had the Veer-Zaara, Kabhi Kabhie, Chandni, Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge etc hangover which is absolutely fine. However, story had its merits and something fresh and new to offer as well. Aditya’s dialogues were undoubtedly the best part of the enterprise….very simplistic and one that instantly touch hearts. Aditya Chopra-Devika Bhagat’s screenplay is effective for almost the entire film, except the climax. Even Mr Chopra’s direction somehow couldn’t save the situation. Maybe on paper, it seemed an apt culmination to the tale but on screen, it seems as if something’s missing! But nevertheless, a great film and thanks to Chopras for once bringing alive the idea of love! On the whole, Jab Tak Hai Jaan is a great love saga that needs to be savoured and remembered, despite the glitches in the script and narrative, particularly the climax. One hoped for an ultimate romantic classic from late Mr Chopra’s final venture and Jab Tak Hai Jaan surely fails to do that. Yet, it is an interesting tale and most importantly, it teaches about love in the simplest and most effective manner possible. And that is a huge thing in today’s times when romantic films seems to have ceased. Hence, go for it, with your loved one that too! https://fenilandbollywood.com/2012/11/13/movie-review-jab-tak-hai-jaan-by-fenil-seta/
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