What Karle Pyaar Karle taught us : Bollywood News

Karle Pyaar Karle released this week and there are some understated gems that Bollywood Hungama would like to share with you!

What Karle Pyaar Karle taught us

1. There is a city up North where gangsters roam around with a bag full of Rs.2.5 crores in cash in the dead of the night, without any protection whatsoever

2. A blood donation camp would have a hot girl willing to give you a lap dance if you can get 10 volunteers to donate blood

3. A man with a dagger in his lung won't go to a hospital first. He would instead rush to a police station, explain his case to the cops, and get into some homely arguments even as the blood would continue to spill

4. While on a run from the goons, the leading man would take time out to not just get wild and dirty under a waterfall with his girlfriend, he would also tame tigers and take them out for a walk

5. In order to punish his prospective daughter-in-law, a gang lord would marry her off to an African who would soon be fondly nicknamed as 'kaala saand'

6. To neutralize this suffering, heroine's mother would give her poison to consume and even pick one bottle for herself. However the self-concerning daughter won't even give her a lift back home even as the hero rescues her from the villain's den.

7. If you mess with this gang lord and try to kill him, he would amputate your legs (so that you can never run), leave your one hand intact (so that you can take care of your sanitary needs), and pull out one eye (since it dreamt of killing him)

8. Don't run away with the heroine's bracelet which is close to the hero's heart. He may get all fired up, chase you down and take on your goons. That, when moments ago he seemed terrified with the amputation scene, as above, that was performed Live in front of him

9. In a film set in a campus, the only things you see are lap dances, bike stunts, pool side bikini dances, fist fights, library molestations and goons with money bags. Who said colleges also comprised of classrooms?

10. At beginning and end of each of the nine points above, you would exclaim to your loved one - 'Game On'!