We meet tens and hundreds of people on daily basis… And sometimes meeting them actually reminds us
of movies and the over the top characters in them! These people be it our family, friends or relatives are so full of
spice you can rightly say they have popped out of a spicy, masaledaar Bollywood movie!
1. The Dirty Dancers
They are actually the Sridevi from Chaalbaaz. The moment they hear some music,
it’s as if they really can’t stand their ground without jiggling those legs be it the sound of the baraat band going past
or even the sound of the generator!
2. The Talkie Walkies
These insane creatures love to talk so much they can’t stop mumbling even in their
sleep. Nobody remains a stranger to them, once the poor beings enter a 10 metre perimeter around them.
3. The Romance Bugs
They are romantic. So much as so that they could even be worshipping SRK and all his
Yash Raj movie CDs. They hopelessly believe in true love, and when they do fall in love (which is all the time), they go
crazy and lavish their beloved with lovey dovey messages, gifts and all things romantic by book…. till they drive them
4. The Self Praisers
Nobody can be more narcissistic than these horrendously annoying beings! All they
have to say is about themselves, all the good that is to be said is about their awesome lives and all the amazing
achievements there can ever be is all theirs.
5. The Angry Birds
They can be happy at perhaps nothing. People fear when they may upset them and their
volcano of apocalyptic anger may engulf everything. They could be anywhere or with anybody, they would still not put a
lid on and off will go the whistle of the pressure cooker!
6. The Tragedy Kings
These creatures are always on the low side of the see-saw even if an ant may be on
the other side of it. No. They may not necessarily be unfortunate, they just happen to be the sad puppies who only see
black and white.
7. The Party Hoppers
Each night of their fabulous lives is a party. They love to party hard and ain’t
afraid to show it. They dress wild and glitzy, always ready for any opportunity to hang out and dance and drink and make
merry all night!
8. The Family Firsts
They are somehow always home sick. They will always rush back home as soon as the
office hours are over. The outings are also almost always reserved with the family. In short no matter where they are,
their heart is always home.
9. The Not So Mellow Melodramatics
They simply love the drama. In fact they are always at your service to
start one. Or if they miss out on being the perpetrators they would never ever let go the opportunity to fuel the dram,
that’s for sure.
10. The Seduction Masters/ Mistresses
No matter where they are they will always be ready with their oozing
oomph factor. After all one can never be sure where a good alliance may cross your path, so they better dress to kill
11. The Jugadu
They are the most useful and sought of the people around you. They have their contacts and
their rightly put, magical ways to get things done or arranged. You want to get into an already full concert, knock on
their door… they will definitely get you a pass along with five others for your family.
12. The Fun Machines
They are always, just always so full of energy… They definitely know how to spin
that bottle and make things peppy!!