These Bollywood songs translated in English will be the funniest thing you read

1. 'Didi tera devar deewana, hai ram, kudiyon ko daale daana, dhandha hai yeh uska puraana, hai ram, kudiyon ko

 

daale daana'

2. 'Ek garam chai ki pyali ho, koi usko pilane wali ho, chahe gori hoya kali ho, seene se lagane wali

 

ho'

3. 'Bijalee girane mai hu aayee, ho bijalee girane mai hu aayee, kehte hain mujhko hawa hawayee'

4. 'Ayi chikni chameli, chupke akeli, pahwa chadake aayi'

5. 'Mere pyar ka ras zara chakhna, hoye makhna hoye makhna, aise to chura ab ankh na, hoye makhna hoye

 

makhna'

6. 'Tirchhi topi wale ooo, O babu bhole bhale ooo, tu yaad aane laga hain, dil mera jaane laga hain...

 

O tirchhi naino wali ooo...O bibi bholi bhali ooo, tu yaad aane lagi hain, jaan meri jaane lagi hain'

7. 'Bidi jalaile jigar se piya, Jigar ma badi aag hai'

8. 'Athra baraski kanwari kali thi, Ghunghat me mukhda chhupa ke chali thi, Phasi gori chane ke khet me, Huyi

 

chori chane ke khet me'

9. 'Teri akhiyon ka waar jaise sher ka shikar, tera husn dhuey daar jaise jaltaa cigar,

 

teri akhiyon ka waar jaise sher ka shikar. tera husn dhuey daar jaise jaltaa cigar,

 

tere pyar ka nasha kabhi aar kabhi paar'

10. 'Arey ek hai anar yahan, kitne bimar yahan, ye dil main kis kis ko dun? har ek ladka mujhpe hai marta, main

 

sab ke dil me rahun, kyuuuunkkkiiiii.....

 

meri pant bhi sexy, meri shirt bhi sexy, mere baal bhi sexy, meri chal bhi sexy'

11. 'Saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re, kabhi chhod diya dil, kabhi catch kiya re'

12. 'Mere photo ko seene se yaar, chipka le saiyan fevicol se'

13. 'Nimbooda, nimbooda, nimbooda... arey kacha kacha, chota chota nimboo dalayee do'