What Heartless taught us

February 10, 2014 - 12:15 PM IST

Heartless released this week and there are some understated gems that Bollywood Hungama would like to share with you!

What Heartless taught us

* Despite being proven beyond doubt that a criminal girl was carrying fake documents and all evidence was pointing against her, she would be let free by police. Just because she is pretty?

* The pretty woman is taken to the bed by our hero, who - after all the action - would realize the next day that 'yeh sab galat hai kyunki mera dil kamzor hai'. Hey, never thought about this before?

* An Afro-Arab would demand an interpreter but would suddenly begin talking in English the moment he realizes that his Indian collaborator knows how to speak Arabic. Errrr....Arabic, English - So what did he want?

* A billionaire would make the first deal of his life by buying a fake diamond ring for 10 dollars from a shady goon who juggles between Mumbaiya lingo (bhai) and Sudanese accent (maaan)

* Such goons can be found on the streets of Dubai while openly selling fine quality cocaine

* Coming to serious matters, during heart transplants, doctors actually pass around hearts with bare hands as if they were rugby balls. No, seriously!

* Meanwhile biggest doctor on this side of the continent can't afford a decent nameplate on his office door. It would instead be a paper slip with his name put together with a cello-tape (was it single or double sided?)

* This Dr. Trehan is not addressed in the traditional Punjabi call of 'Trehaaan'. Instead, the entire world insists on calling him in a much up-market fashion as 'Trrey-han'

* During anesthesia awareness, the patient can't just feel the pain, he can also get into an afterlife experience and travel across different locations without being seen or heard