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SHAAD ALI : Hey Abhishek, how u doing mann !!
AB : Hey Shaad..longtime dude, whas happng?
SHAAD : just downing some drinks man, came up with an idea to make a movie n would like you to star in it ...again !
AB : hey thats just great...so whats my role ?
SHAAD : ahh..forget the role yaar..just remember we can shoot in the UK, Paris ..the likes man..and its gona be a musical, so you can brush upon your dancing skills..its gonna fun man...so what say ?
AB : Wow..am in dude, just gime a call when you are ready to shoot..

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SHAAD : Hello, Preity how are you ?
PREITY : Hey Shaad..whas up ?
SHAAD : listen, am planing on doing a movie with Yashraj and Abhishek just said yes..was thinking of casting you opposite him..
PREITY : Thats just wonderful Shaad..am in for sure..so whats my role like..
SHAAD : umm..its one of a Pak-brit gal in UK who falls in love with Abhi within 2 hours !!..its got a lot of glamourous dresses and a lot of opulent sets and lots n lots of dancing..
PREITY : oooohh am sooo excited, but make sure my dresses are really short and my cleavage too shows..ive got a tattoo done recently on my bosom n would like the viewers to have look too..
SHAAD : of course sweetheart..your wish is my command..so catch ya later ?
PREITY : Sure ..byeeee..

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SHAAD : Hello, Lara ji hai ?
LARA : of course hai, ive been sitting at home for months ..
SHAAD : Great..so iam doing my next film for Yashraj..Abhishek n Preity r already in..and was thinking of casting you in one of the roles..its a really Glamourous role and you would have to speak in a french accent in the first half and mouth shudh hindi gaaliyaan in the second half..
LARA : Wow ..thats a really challenging role Shaad..count me in..n thank you for giving me some work..
SHAAD : Anytime Lara..take care..

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SHAAD : Hello Bobbyji..kaise ho bhai ?
BOBBY : Kaun hai bey ?
SHAAD : its me Shaad Ali ..of Bunty n Babli fame..was thinking of doing my next movie with Yashraj and would like you to star in one of the roles..
BOBBY : Omigawd..anything to work in a Yashraj movie mann..so the moolah must be huge na ?
SHAAD : Umm..youve got to ask Yashraj for that dude..
BOBBY : K..so whats my role like ?
SHAAD : Am still finalinsing it..but am thinking more on the lines of a Punjabi Brit, who is a suave lawyer AND a salesman ..and the best part is you are paired with both Preity and Lara..and also get to smooch them !!
BOBBY : Well thats enough reason for me to join the team..just name the place and date buddy !!
SHAAD : Great..ill give u a call when we are ready to shoot..bye..

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ABHISHEK : Hey Shaad, would you be having a role for dad in your film somewhere..would help him in his bid to Enter the guiness book for starring in the max number of movies..
SHAAD : Of course i can think of something for Bachan saab to do..maybe one song ?
AB : more than enough buddy..but make sure he is surrounded by young foreign gals the whole time..just like Sexy Sam..
SHAAD : sure dude..you bet..

So shooting day finally arrives..

(In UK )

SHAAD : Am so glad that you guys agreed to do my ambitious project..I would like this to be better than Bunty and Bubli..and we will strive hard to make this possible..are you with me guys ?
AB : Of course man...anything for you ! so where's the SCRIPT ?
SHAAD : Ummm..script ? what SCRIPT ? with a brand like Yashraj, we dont need a script..by shooting in these lovely locales and gorgeous costumes and extravagant sets and chartbusting songs, what more can the audiences ask for? am sure they wouldnt mind the lack of a story !

AB : Yeah I guess you are rite..so lets start !!

SHAAD : Ok then...Lights, Camera aannd Action..

Hence a nightmare called Jhoom Barabar Jhoom was born...