[Saare jahaan se achcha, can't even afford a bloody kachchha. I don't that pasta Indians. Sorry! Eggjactly ..]



Sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai

Sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai



Mera bharat hai mahan

Phir bhi sab hain pareshan

Paisa power hi pehchan

Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan



Band hain aankhein, muh aur kaan

Khol li kursi ki dukaan

????? apna imaan

Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan



India! thi sone ki yeh chidiya

Whats that?

Just check the wicket piya

Kya hua? Kab hua? Kyun hua? Kaise hua?

Maal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua

Cut to the 1947

Seven! ab desh hoga heaven

Ding dong the bell

Splash in the well

Heaven hua popat

And now eleven hells

Bhagalpur, Bofors, Bhopal, Lokpal

Gujarat, Ayodhya, Mumbai ka dekho haal

All is well, all is well



Ghanta...

Foreign scam, Coalgate, Cricket ho ya tail

Bigshot jhol karo and take the bail

Politics, politics kya hai yeh khel

Upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale



Hum iski lenge, hum uski lenge

Woh lende hum denge

Oye ??????? 2G, 3G ???????

Itne saare kaand

Khulte hain jab kaand

Phat jaati hai... pant



What you thaughts

Commonwealth! to dekho pat gayi hai

Aur common man ki jeb kat gayi hai


Main bhi Anna, main bhi Anna, dum nahi hai

Aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi hai

Doodh wala, paav wala, tail wala

Rickshaw wala, sabzi wala, phone wala

Cable wala, film wala, motor wala,

Taxi wala, raddi wala, istri wala

Jhoothe ka hai bol-bala

Kaam hai sara jhol wala

Jhol.. jhol.. hhol.. jhol..



Khambhe se bijli churaate


Heroine ke pimple ko bhi

Dekho yeh headlight banaate

Paani mein hai doodh milaate

Sabzi mein hain ghaas khilaate



Mera bharat hai mahan

Phir bhi sab hain pareshan

Paisa power hi pehchan

Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan



Band hain aankhein, muh aur kaan

Khol li kursi ki dukaan

????? apna imaan

Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan



[Babes kitne minute ho gaye?

Two and half minutes.

How the long should it be?

Ten inches.

You bloody paavli kam. I mean the songs.

Four and half minutes.

Itne shabd nahi hain mere paas. Ek kaam karo yahaan ek music peice ghused do. Sorry Eggjactly ..]



Mera bharat hai mahan

Phir bhi sab hain pareshan

Paisa power hi pehchan

Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

Sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai



Band hain aankhein, muh aur kaan

Khol li kursi ki dukaan

????? apna imaan

Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan



[It hurts by the heart to say ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat. Sau mein se ninnyanabe beimaan, phir bhi mera Bharat mahan. But on the other hands Ek imaandar to baaki hai. Ummdde par duniya kayam hai. Lekin kayam to churan bhi hai. Sorry! Eggjactly ..]