ek tha scientist naam uska khurana

thoda sa bhulakkad thoda sa pagla

pachhis saal se khoj raha tha deewana

budhe ko jawaan banane ka formula

aao chale dekhe yeh aankhon dekha haal

khurana ke formula ne kiya kaise kamaal

bas ek bund aur umra kam ho jaaye pachhis saal

badak ka ban gaya dekho anda kamaal

formula ka raaz jaante sirf khurana ke do hi khaas

ek secretary kavita dusra tota jo bolta zakkas

bolta tota aaisa khilauna tha jiska kaam khurana ko

sab kutch yaad dilana tha

par kavita aaisi secretary thi jo karne wali khurana se gaddari thi

khurana ki thi wish formula jaaye bharat sarkar ko

lekin kavita chali batane khurana ke judwe bhai underworld ke don ko

don ka bada beta baljit beimaan aur laalach mein tha

inse miliye don ki dusri paidaaish sunny

north indian ghar mein south indian dish

shak hamesha don ko khata tha

sunny uska beta nahi ho sakta yeh khayal aata tha

uski do number ki biwi marte hue shayad yeh chaah

rahi thi kehna ke sunny uske aur unke padosi subramaniam ki ek bhul ka hai gehna

baljit ne kiya baap se dhoka diya chinese gang ko formula kharidne ka mauka

chinese gang ne diya pachas carode advance aur teen din mein baljit ko formula dene ka chance



ab yeh formula jhooth fareb ko rakhte hain side mein aur love story ko lete hain mind mein

college mein padhta bhi aur canteen mein karta kaam

bilkul simple chokra karan uska naam

duniya mein akela ekdum lonely canteen wala murga toh wahi uska family

sirf sunny kya sara college tanya pe marta hain

karan bhi toh use chip chip ke pyar karta hain

is tarah hui dosti ki shuruwat karan ne chaha kutch aage kare baat

birthday ka bahana karke bulaya khane pe

tanya bhi raazi hui dinner ke liye aane pe

biryani banaya candle jalaya karan karne laga waiting

pant khareeda shirt laya tanya ne ki karan ki birthday shopping

bas milne hi wale the ab donon ke mann jab bitch mein aa gaye saare vilain

scientist ne dala formula tijori ke andar


phir tijori ka code bola tote ke bhitar

tab aaya baljit formula paane gaddari apne chacha pe jatane

baljit ko chakma deke scientist bhaga tota leke

tab aaya baljit ke samajh mein ke formula hain band tijori mein aur band tijori ka code hain bolte tote mein baljit ne sab ko saath khitcha aur kiya scientist

ka pitcha

tab padi scientist ki nazar tanya ke purse se giri hui chizo pe kutch reh gaya piche najdeek jaake dekha toh credit card tha tanya ka naam bhi likha tha neeche

aage jaake tanya ko hua yeh ehsaas

ek insaan hain pareshan jaau uske pass

soch ke aaisa tanya ne gadi u turn mein ghumaai

aur phir dekh saamne ka nazara woh buri tarah ghabrai

baljit ki bhi aankh ladki pe padi

samajh gaya woh galti ho gayi badi

ladki ne khoon karte hue dekh liya hain usko

pakadna padega abhi isse pehle ke woh bataye kisiko

wohi dekha credit card scientist ke haath mein

jaan gaya tota hain kisi tanya ke saath mein

ab pakadna padega do ladkiyon ko ek hi raat mein

jiske pass hain tota aur jisne dekh hain khoon hota

dekh ke tanya ki photo ko baljit ke deemag ki khul gayi khidki

jisne dekha khoon aur jiske pass hain tota woh ek hi hain ladki

darkar tanya gayi police station par waha pehle se hi baitha tha dushman

chupke chupke tanya ne suni inspector aur baljit ki baat

socha chodna padega usko apna ghar usi raat



intezaar karte karte thak gaya karan

par uske ghar nahi aayi tanya us raat

to karan aaya tanya ke ghar socha ke aaisi kya ho gayi baat

honi ke iss khel se karan tha anjaan pahuncha tanya

ke ghar par ho nahi saki usse mulakat

tanya apne bhai golu ko lekar nikal gayi raat ke andhkaar mein

chodke karan ki love story bitch majhdhaar mein

us raat ke baad karan ne bahut dhundha idhar udhar left right

kahi nahi mili tanya woh ho gayi out of sight

iss tarah lovers ke bitch mein ho gayi judaai

kya phir aage mil paayenge tum hi dekho bhai