The episode begins with SRK humming and singing: <BR><BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>“Aare tumko ka batahi bhaiyya... Humra ka haal hai. Nikhle the hum Halwa khane, muh hi jal gaya hai…(to which the audience shout Holi Hai) <BR><BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>He then begins to say one-liners to which the audience enthusiastically replies in unison. <BR><BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p> ‘Bhaiyya gajab macchi hai’ <BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>‘Kaisi Shaam saji hai’ <BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>‘KBC ke jalwe’ <BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>‘Khao Puri Halwe’ <BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>‘Rang ke sang Bhang hai’ <BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>‘Duniya dekh dang hai’ <BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>‘Mile hai sab hum joli’ <BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>‘Mana Rahe hai holi’ <BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>‘Ho Jai KBC mein Holi’ <BR> <br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>‘Bula Le Holi ke toli’ <BR><BR> <br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>He then begins to introduce the two celebs. <BR><BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p> “Aaj main thoda ‘Shayarana’ ho gaya hoon apne khayalon mein. Toh maine bhi kuch likha hai, toh mulaiza farmaiye! <BR><BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>‘Toh saaf dil ki jaise ho ganga pani. Gussa Bangal ka tiger sa ...grrrrr…(growls) <BR><BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>Choti si pyaari prem kahaani..Aankon mein hain..Acting bhari awaaz hai sexy…<BR><BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>Yaani sirf yeh tamanna dil mein hai, ki jab yeh ban jai dus bachchon ki nani..tabh bhi mujhe yaad rakhe mere dost meri RANI.’ <BR><BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>Ok ab shuru hota hai dusri ki kahaani. <BR><BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>“Aanko aanko mein yu hi raat beeti hai..soch kar yeh ki jab subah usko dekhenge toh kaise maarenge usko seeeti! After saying this he tells the two ladies ‘yeh meri poem hai please’ to which they both start laughing. He then continues…<BR><BR><br><p class=clear>&nbsp;</p>Gaalon mein Pyaare se gadhdhe par haath uska hathoda hain, par lekin kahin log ka muh bhi thoda hain. Apni terms par jeetin hain…duniya ke kareebon ki mallika hain..Pretty..pretty…PRIETY ”