What Chennai Express taught us?

By Satish Sundaresan -

August 12, 2013 - 3:42 AM IST

Ever since the Deepika Padukone- SRK starrer Chennai Express hit the theatres, the audiences have been flocking to the theatres and have been raving about the film. Like every good story, this film's story too had quite a few morals! Bollywood Hungama lists down the 'morals of the story' named Chennai Express:

What Chennai Express taught us?

1) If you want to want to communicate with your beloved without others knowing it, do the same by humming your words to the tunes of popular songs

2) If you cannot convince your parents about your marriage, confuse them

3) If you have to immerse the ashes of your grandfather, do it immediately. Else you too will land up in Kashmir, if you were to go to Kanyakumari

4) When a North Indian can speak Tamil, even a Tamilian can speak Marathi with equal ease

5) See to it that you give your 'helping hand' a la DDLJ, only to a girl who wants to board the train, not to every Tom, Dick and Harry who comes after her

6) If your dictionary doesn't contain the word 'impossible', then its supposed to be a 'bakwaas' dictionary

7) Ladkiyon ko samajhna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin bhi hain

8) While in Tamil Nadu, speaking Tamil is not as important as much as knowing to operate the sickle (saw)! You never know when it will come handy

9) When you are in Chennai, you should say 'Ready, Steady Po,' rather than 'Ready, Steady, Go'!

10) If you have your 'kaleja' bigger than the villain's muscular body, the girl will be yours for sure

11) The price of Nokia Lumia is Rs. 34249

12) Sardars can also speak Tamil

13) Lastly, you maybe a 'superstar' in Bollywood, you simply have to BOW before the 'Thalaiva'!