If Poonam Pandey was my teacher… : Bollywood News

Back in school, most of us were asked to write an essay on topics like 'If I was an animal', 'If I had wings' etc etc. Well, Poonam Pandey seems to have pulled off something similar on twitter with her followers with the trending topicâ€¦ 'If Poonam Pandey was my teacher'. Needless to say, the answers were hilarious and quirky to say the least

Here are a few creative replies that set our thoughts rolling about 'Madam' Poonam Pandeyâ€¦

@69quickie: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher I would start a sperm bank from the school.

?@KarenDcosta: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher she would promise to strip if the entire class passed her Subject but then back off.

@princelazlo: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher. I would keep failing in her class till they kick me out of the school :p

@ShivangChauhans: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher she would be also ask boys to strip in front of her when caught looking at her naughty pics

@solankis2012: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher I wd attend all class bt still fail n thn request her 4 pvt tuition, 1 to 1 class wd hv bn fun

@Kryptonyte: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher I would be dropping my pencil all the time and asking her to pick it for me.

@BathManReturns: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher Sunny leone would be the principal of my school.

@gautamverma23: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher I would have asked her to explain me the reproduction chapter again and again with practical.

@RudePunajban: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher Word "stand up" will mean a totally different thing for guys.

@riya043: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher "bahar nikaal k khada kar dungi?" would be a very double meaning question.

@riya043: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher Instead of Moral Science, she'll teach us Oral Science.

@Juuism: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher She would have agreed to come nude to the class if I got cent percent marks.

@gaggycool: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher the class would require atleast 10 monitors to control testerone

@Prakashh031: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher I would have preferred her as a Tutor instead of following her on Twitter :)

@rshahsays: #IfPoonamPandeyWasMyTeacher I would keep making mistakes to catch her attention