--MALE--
(India mein, Switzerland mein
Malaysia mein, Hong Kong mein) - 2
Yahan vahan, idhar udhar, kahan kahan honge
(Har bank ke saare lockeron mein paise mere honge
Aur paisa kya locker kya saare banke mere honge) - 2
Aazaad panchhi ka program hai yeh kal ka - 2
Lunch mera London mein, aur dinner America

--CHORUS--
Yeh chor, yeh chor, yeh chor chor chor chor
Chor chor chor chor chor

--MALE--
Machaaye shor
Yeh chor chor chor machaaye shor
Har bank ke saare lockeron mein paise mere honge
Aur paisa kya locker kya saare banke mere honge
Five star hotel mein jaaoon, pet bhar main khaana khaaoon
Arre five star hotel mein jaaoon, pet bhar main khaana khaaoon
Tip doon main bill se double
Main ghar pe jab jab jaaoon, main na koi batti jalaaoon - 2
Sone chaandi se chamke mera ghar Makhmal ke farsh pe sona, gaadi bangla jaise khilona - 2
Chaahe din ho chaahe raina, bas note ginte rehna

--CHORUS--
Yeh chor, yeh chor, yeh chor chor chor chor
Chor chor chor chor chor

--MALE--
Machaaye shor
Yeh chor chor chor machaaye shor Har bank ke saare lockeron mein paise mere honge
Aur paisa kya locker kya saare banke mere honge
Hone waali dulhan bhi shaadi ke card se - 2
Pati ka naam kaate, mera jod de
Kunwaari ladkiyaan bhi suhaagan ban jaayegi - 2
Mere photo sang sang phere lagaake Aazaad panchhi ka program hai yeh kal ka - 2
Lunch mera London mein, aur dinner America

--CHORUS--
Yeh chor, yeh chor, yeh chor chor chor chor
Chor chor chor chor chor

--MALE--
Machaaye shor
Yeh chor chor chor machaaye shor (India mein, Switzerland mein
Malaysia mein, Hong Kong mein) - 2
Yahan vahan, idhar udhar, kahan kahan honge
(Har bank ke saare lockeron mein paise mere honge
Aur paisa kya locker kya saare banke mere honge) - 2