Sanju sees Bapu on KBC; plays a prank on Arshad Warsi too 
By IndiaFM News Bureau, March 27, 2007 - 09:40 IST
Kaun Banega Crorepati, next special celebrity episode with feature Bollywood’s blockbuster hit flick – ‘Munnabhai’ comic pair – Sanjay Dutt & Boman Irani.
Making way to Gandhigiri on KBC both Sanjay & Boman will dash the spirit of goodness as practiced in their movie Munnabhai. In their riveting
humor and ishtyle, the perfect pair of two intense & multi-faceted actors will get on with the game, as the star host- SRK, warmly welcomes them to
celebrate the Gandhi’s dictum ‘Kar bhala toh ho bhala’, inviting them to play for a noble cause!
As the show proceeds with a comical sidekick, Sanjay tries out some of his popular Munnabhai frolics- playing along, he once tries to slide an
earphone in jest to aid him with an answer, while he is caught by Boman & SRK! Sometimes even consulting Bapu (the famous imaginary character
of Munnabhai-2) whom, only he can see & hear, to guide him to the correct answers.
All the three master pranksters (SRK, Sanjay & Boman) pull a fast one on Arshad Warsi (aka Circuit, the trusted aide of Munna Bhai), when they call
him to tell that he is on their Phone-A-Friend, helpline as they are stuck on the big- 2 crore question! Arshad, caught completely off-guard becomes
numb and topples over to just guess an answer, of the hard-hitting question.
SRK surprises the audiences, as he tells them about Sanjay’s hidden talent of ‘air guitaring’ and requests him to demonstrate a small
piece of his skill on the show. Shah Rukh playing the perfect host & dost also, requests Boman to sing the International popular number –
"We are the world" that had originally been sung by various artistes. At this Boman leaves everyone jaw dropped as he actually modulates
his voice singing & mimicking all the original singers!
The episode will air on March 29.
KBC Munnabhai Special Transcript
(SRK begins speaking in the typical ‘Tapori’ speech…)
SRK: “Aur bole toh, hello! Gentle ladies log aur gentle bhai log. Aur Ha! Boys log aur girls log! Tum sabh log ko Shahrukh Khan bhai ka salaam!
Apun pesh karne jarelai hai Kaun Banega Crorepati. Toh aj kya hai, aaj apun ka KBC ka theme hai ‘Kar Bhala So Ho Bhala. Isliye apun sab logon ka bhala karega lekin apne style mein, Khangiri ka style mein. Toh phir koi problem hai koi sawaal hai toh phone karna hai. Aisaich aisaich problem solve karega toh puncho…toh puncho India kisis ko problem hai toh Phone karo.”
(First Caller)
Babli: Hello! Hello Shaharukh Khan. Main na babli bol rahi hoon Karnaal se.
SRK: Haan. Bolo Babli
Babli: Shahrukh badi problem ho gayi hai. Woh jo mera husband haina, woh na raat bhar badbada rehta hai. Chup hi nahin hota chup hi nahi hota, raat bhar badbadata rehta hai. Badi problem ho gayi hai. (While she says all this, SRK is trying his level best to speak).
SRK: Oh Ho! Rat mein neend main bolta hai tumhare husband babli?
Babli: Haan ji! Bas sone hi nahi dete.badbada rehta hai.
SRK: Malum hai Babli, tumhare husband ke problem poore world ke husbands ki problem hai.
Babli: Achcha?
SRK: Aur iske solution yehi hai ki agar tum tumhare pati ko din mein thoda sa bolne ka mauka dogi na, toh bechar neend main badbadayega nahin.
(Babli continues murmuring…)
SRK: Samajte hi nahin. Please go..Next…Number 2.
(He gets a call from Prem pratap)
PremPratap: Hello! Hello Khanbhai. Main Prem Pratap Priyattam bol rha hoon. Khanbhai, life ka ekdum vaat lag gayi hai Khanbhai.
SRK: Arre..Kya hua?
Prempratap: Meri ek hafte mein shaadi hain aur khanbhai, mere saamne ka ek daanth tooth gaya hai khanbhai..
SRK: (Laughs) Priyattam bhai. Yeh toh sirf ek trailer hai. Dekhte jao. Asli film shaadi ke baad hi hoi..saare daanth tootenge.
Prempratap: hello Khanbhai….
SRK: Next..Haan bolo!
(he gets a call from a boy called Tillu)
Tillu: Hello Khan bhai! Badi mushkil hai bhai. Hum tillu bol rahe hai.
SRK: Ok tillu.
Tilu: Hum peechle paanch saal se bahut pareshan hai.
SRK: Kya hua?
Tillu: Hum har jagah der se pahunchte hai.
SRK: Ah hah!
Tillu: Kyonki humare cycle ki chain hai na, baar baar utar jaati hai.
SRK: arre re..Yeh toh badi problem hai. Magar iska solution bahut simplehai tillu. Tum kya karo ..
Tillu: Hah!
SRK: agli baar jab apne cycle chalao na, toh apni kisi yaar ko peeche bita dena. Samajte ho. Tumne who gaana nahin suna? ‘Yaar bina ‘chain’ Kahan re….Yaar bina chain kahan re…(he sings these two lines and begins laughing)
SRK: I’m Sorry..Mujhse yeh nahin hoga..Kya hai. Mere jokes har ek sawaal ke saath aur bhi bhure hote jaa rahe hai. Toh yeh mauin nahin karma chahta. Ulta, jo main problem solve karne ki jo show hai, uske liye main problem solvers ko yahan lekar aaonga, pesh karoonga. Toh sabse pehle problem solvers mein se, main problem ko hi bulaonga. Yeh bahut badi si problem hai bahut cuddly si problem hai, aur sach maino main problem kamala ki actor hain, fantastic, versatile aur mere bahut hi kareeebi dost hai. Ladies and gentelemen today we have a special guest on KBC.Put your hands together for none other than Boman Irani.
SRK: Boman yeh jo humara aaj ka show hai iske ander maine sabko bataya ki sabka bhala karoonga , sabki problems solve karoonga. Toh mujse yeh nahin ho rahi hai. Toh aap kuch kar sakoge kya?
Boman: main peeche sun raha tha ki apne kahaan ki main itna bada problem hoon
SRK: arre peechen sunaiyi dete hai?
Boman: Haan bilkul. Peeche sabh sunayi diya.
SRK: I’m sorry: Main itna bada actor keh raha tha.
Boman: But I’m not offended. Koi baat nahin:
SRK: Thanks! Tumhe koi kuch bhi keh de tum offend nahin hote.hai na?
Boman: aap keh raha hai ki main problem solve karne aaya hai? Nahin who zamana gaya! Ek zaman tha jab main problem solve karta tha, magar, lekin aaj kal main bhi fisalta hoon.
SRK: Aap bhi fisal gaya toh phir kya kare?
Boman: Jisse main sudharne gaya tha, usne mujhe sudhar diya.
SRK: Oh! Kaun hai woh?…. Hum dono ka bhai..Actually poore India ke bhai. The one and only..ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for munnabhai – Sanjay Dutt.
Ok Sanju! Hum dono se koi problem solve hi nahin ho raha hai. Maine kaafi phone pe try kiya. Boman bhi nahin kar akta toh tum humara koi problem solve kar sakte ho please?
Sanjay: (looks towards Boman) maine solve kiya tha na usko?
SRK: Tune solve kiya tha isko?
Sanjay: Lekin Shahrukh, yeh pandrah problem solve karane ki alawamain koi problem solve nahin karega.
SRK: Tum sirf 15 problem solve karega? Lets not waste time then, ltes play with Boman & Sanju for Kaun banega Crorepati (looks at Sanju and says)
Hamaare saamne ab baithe hai the man with a golden heart or the one who is lovingly called Baba. The term coined only for him aur unke saath hain (looks at Boman) Munna bhai ka lucky mascot, lucky singh yaani Boman Irani
(After introducing Boman’s family and Sanjus friend; he (SRK) asks Sanju & Boman to which charities are they donating the money)
Sanjay: I am giving this money to Cancer And Aids Foundation (CPAA) jisme ek chota ladkaa hai who needs money for his treatment and there is another organization called “Support”, they rehabilitate street kids who are on drugs
Boman: Maine Socha hai ki Wadala mein ek shelter hai, it’s called Don Bosco shelter for street children jahan jo bachche street pe hote hain, they take them, educate them and enlighten them. Un logon ka waqt, they make it a little more useful. I think it is very very important that the kids out there need some guidance.
SRK: Ok main jaldi se rules batata hu. Apun ke saamne bole toh 15 sawaal hain, theek hain bhai?(After SRK explains rules and questions, Boman interrupts and says)
Boman: Shahrukh, Can I say something? I know its not my show but..(he looks at Sanju) Sanju No Cheating PLEASE.. Aap logon ko pataa hain ki yeh doctor kaise banaa
Sanjay ends the show with “yeh show ka concept bahut achcha hai. Its not about the money, it’s just the thought, just the feeling to present this cheque to the foundation. I just wish and pray it helps everybody. We had fun; we love Shahrukh our chota bhai. I hope he calls us again”.
Boman adds” Bas main yehi kahungaa ki yeh bahut hi emotional moment hai because what goes around comes around Kar Bhala Toh Ho Bhala and mainly, I have to say that, where there is Love, there is everything and if you cannot just give money but lots and lots of love to people it makes up for a lot of things”. |
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