Pritish Nandy's Twelve Commandments 
By IndiaFM News Bureau, January 4, 2005 - 01:22 IST
He is been there, seen it all and doesn't mind sharing it with Gyaan seekers. Pritish Nandy is the king of tongue in cheek and proves it when you walk in his office where these twelve refreshing commandments welcome you. A place not for the fools to tread in, Pritish speaks about his Bollywood ideologies through these commandments; even before he begins.
- Chase the big idea. Any moron can make big film.
- There is nothing called good films. Only hit films and flop films.
- Give orgasms to your investors. Not your heroines.
- Awards are great. But box office verdicts last longer.
- Dream wet dreams. Don't fund movies to make them come true.
- There is only one god. He sits in the ticket sales counter.
- Don't try to replicate reality. Challenge it.
- The best critic is a dead critic. Listen to your viewers.
- Technology is a dumb bitch. Stick to story telling.
- Don't expect professionalism. Contract it.
- There are no original stories. Only original copies.
- Behind every hit director is a tough, son-of-a- bitch producer.
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